Happy New Year
Hope you all enjoyed your hols.
Me an my Donna had a great time in sunny St Barth. We saw Nicole Kidman on the beach with some funny fat bloke just before we left for home. ‘She’s put on some weight, hasn’t she?’ Donna asked me.
‘Who cares?’ I replied. That got me into trouble for an afternoon. I had to make it up to her by buying her a new ring. She does like rings, my Donna - a bit like Michael Barrymore.
I do have to report that Kidman did look a little larger than usual - maybe she’s put the extra pounds on for a film role - but it didn’t stop her looking absolutely gorgeous.
I wandered past her on the way to buy an ice-cream and said ‘hello’ or ‘you’re looking fat’ or something to get her attention. She smiled at me and said something like ‘Eh?’ or something charming and Australian along those lines. Then - she winked at me! Yep, winked. Ah, I’ve still got it.
Ben Affleck was there, too, we saw him alone in a bar getting rat-arsed, but he doesn’t count.
Tags: Beach, Ben Affleck, Movie Role, Nicole Kidman